Hello everyone once again. I’m here to cry to you all.
Before I start, how are you all doing ? Hope you’re all doing fine cause I’m not.
So a few weeks ago, I applied for a job. Yes a whole lazy ass Geraldine went and applied for a job.
I was fed up with asking my parents for money for almost the littlest things and I decided to take charge of my finances.
When I first told my mum she started laughing as usual cause she seems to think I’m a very unserious person, which she is right sometimes but that’s not the point here.
After our conversation of me getting a job and her laughing, I decided to show her pepper. I was indeed serious about getting the job now.
I started asking around about the place I intended on getting a job, I choose a fast food cause I’m good at culinary stuff.
I asked about the pay, and it was ok I guess. So early in the morning a few days later, I went to the cybercafe to get my cv done.
About an hour later, I looked at my cv with pride. “Finally !”, I said to myself. I strolled out of the cybercafe smiling to myself and for a job well done, I awarded myself with a Shawama. What?, my taste buds wanted it 🤷🏽♀️.
So, a few days later after prepping like crazy, I finally went in for the job.
So, I walked into the building with so much confidence. I asked the door man where I could find the manager and he directed me to her.
She was at the counter. I approached her, “Good morning ma. I came to apply for a job”. She took a glance at me and she has this bored expression on her face. My confidence dropped.
“Did you bring your cv”, she asked. “Yes I did”, and I handed it to her. She didn’t even open it or invite me in for an interview she just handed it to some other worker!
No “I’ll get back to you” nothing! She just said “ ok” and left me standing there. I was literally so confused. So what next. The customers beside me were just looking at me like “😬”.
It was beyond horrible!!! Like my confidence was left in shambles and I just walked out of the building.
I read books on how to ace an interview and watched YouTube videos and read articles and I wasn’t even given the opportunity to showcase my knowledge!!!
I knew deep inside I wouldn’t get the job, but my friend being as optimistic as ever was like they’ll get back to me but it’s been weeks. No email, text or call. Wow!
I’m actually quite sad you know. I wasn’t myself for like a week. I told my cousin about it and she was just she laughing. I thought to myself, “ why is she laughing? It’s not a joking matter”.
“See this one oo, you haven’t seen anything yet. Do you know how many times I’ve gotten rejected for a job?”, she said still laughing. “You’ve not seen anything yet. Welcome to the real world”.
I just looked at her. Wasn’t she meant to tell me all the “aspire to perspire” thing. “Ahh this one that you’re looking at me like this what do you want me to say?. Truth is you can’t keep moaning about just one job rejection. If you really need a job, send out more applications. You might be lucky and find something”,she said.
“So if you shoot your shot now and you chop big L, will you kill your self? No. Just jazz up and move on. Don’t worry you’ll be fine”, she said patting me on my shoulder.
I didn’t know if I should throw her away or what. She didn’t exactly make me feel better. But she did make a good point tho.
So the pepper I wanted to show my mum now nkor? She’ll just laugh more. I haven’t told her about the interview tho but I’m sure she’ll read this.
Well I can’t keep moping forever. I’ll send out more applications and see how it goes. I’ll keep you guys posted.
Have you ever applied for a job or gone for an interview?
How was it ? I’ll like to know. Spam me in the comment section. I hope yours was better than mine 😅.
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Love, Geraldine 💞🕊
14 Comments
Freeborn Young
September 21, 2020 at 9:57 amI’m Crying 😭😂😂
This is so funny and relatable.
I applied for a Job weeks ago, they’re yet to get back to me though, at this point, I wonder if my story will end up as yours… I hope not 😂
And yeah, Wise Words from your cousin.
Geraldine Akpabio
September 21, 2020 at 10:57 amHaaaa😂 I’m glad I’m not the only one going through this😂. I’ve found a partner in crime 😌🤝.
Who knows you might end up like me or get the job. I wish you all the best 😁
Foster Udofia
September 22, 2020 at 2:27 pmI haven’t had such experience but I understand how u feel…so funny😂😂😂😂😂….In Nigeria even dishwasher needs connection💔
Geraldine Akpabio
September 23, 2020 at 12:31 pmIt was really dreadful🤦🏾♀️. I swear connection!🤦🏾♀️
Janet Reuben
September 21, 2020 at 10:23 amWow! Applying for job in this country is more about having connection & money sha. You must be persistence when you’re applying for a job and also, maybe state the reason for the job application first.
Geraldine Akpabio
September 21, 2020 at 10:56 amThank you for your advice, I’ll see what I can do☺️.
Mkpouto Inyang
September 21, 2020 at 3:44 pmLMAO. This is so funny 😂😂and sorry too, we live to show pepper another day lol. Anyways, this is definitely relatable. I had this sudden burst of motivation earlier during quarantine to take charge of my finances..nothing but constant frustration, my applications were online though but still time consuming. For one I had to even had to write an examination that I thoroughly prepared for, still no job. I applied for 4 jobs in total, all rejected..it was devastating honestly..but we move, better luck next time I guess
Geraldine Akpabio
September 23, 2020 at 12:38 pmAt least you’ve gotten a laugh from my predicament😂. I’m so sorry about your applications not going through. I’m sure it’s even worse for you as you’ve applied four times!
I pray for better luck for both of us and others out there looking for a job❤️🙏🏽
Yhubbie
September 22, 2020 at 11:33 amMy God!!!!
Oluwa!!!!
Is this what I’ll be facing???
And I’m this lazy??? 😂💔🤦🏼🙆🏼
I’ve never gone for an interview, but now I’m scared!!!!
This Was just a fast food o, imagine what will happen when going for a Law Interview 😂💔🙆🏼
Premium Tears!!!! 😂😩🤦🏼💔
Geraldine Akpabio
September 23, 2020 at 12:35 pmI swear law interview ehh💀. I haven’t even thought of that sef. God will help us 😭😭😭
Amelia James
September 22, 2020 at 12:56 pmAn interesting experience, it’s quite sad and ironical that in this country you need money to make money, I’m sure that if your CV was escorted by a fat envelope it would have been a different scenario; the “aspire to perspire” part really cracked me up though 😂😂. Thank you for sharing your experience dear I do hope you get a positive feedback next time.
Geraldine Akpabio
September 23, 2020 at 12:34 pmThank you dear❤️. Hopefully next time I’ll get a positive feedback 🤞🏽.
Chinny Ivy
September 26, 2020 at 4:05 am😅😅😅😅this was so funny.
But people can be rude oooo
I haven’t been out for an interview before and thinking about it right now,it’s scary. But your cousin made a very good point.
Geraldine Akpabio
October 9, 2020 at 9:21 amI know right, people are so rude🤦🏾♀️. My aunt was telling me that most people that submit their cv, they just throw it away or dump it somewhere. Yes my cousin made a good point.😂